dining room pub table

i thought this was a high-end restaurant.why am i the only one wearing a tux? oh, sorry, i should have told you.rich people are done with fancy clothes. now it's all $1,000 t-shirts that looklike they were stolen off the homeless. jenny's dressed perfect. so where's your man? oh! there he is! sail! oh, my god! i think that guy is keanu reeves.

hey, boo! this is how an angel cries! blame it on my add, baby! i wanted to surprise you.i took a photo of your faces. look! you guys look so shocked.you only capture that shit once! hi, baby! hi, baby. i've missed you. i missed you, too.

i've missed you so much. i missed your mouth. i missed your heart. oh, god, i missed your beard. i missed your light. oh. i missed your chin. i missed your soul. i missed your ass.

i missed your spirit. i missed your thumbs. i missed your eyes. you're so good with your thumbs. i missed how you smell. oh, my god. um, these are, uh, my friends. uh, this is marcus, and this is jenny. hi, jenny. wow. wow...

now i know what it feels like to be completely starstruck. the only stars that matter... are the ones you look at when you dream. thank you... a pleasure to meet you, marcus. likewise, keanu. i... i love your outfit. oh, thanks, man. tom ford made it custom for me. i... i didn't know you wore glasses. oh, i don't.

my eyes are perfect. this is for a part. they don't even have lenses in them. see? nope! i love the suit. classic. thank you, thank you. it's my, uh, old tux from prom. that's great. i dropped out of high school, went to work, followed my dream.